i have no willpower to write vaguely intellectual things about videogames, which was the original plan, so instead imma write about wine, which is fun and great.
wine! i started drinking wine in my teens i guess because my family likes wine and i’m semi-related to somebody with a vineyard, but i didn’t really have the palate for any sort of alcohol until my early twenties (i didn’t ~enjoy~ beer until i was like, 25). the first wines i bought on my own were Charles Shaw cabernet sauvingon, which used to be ‘two buck chuck’ in california but has subsequently seen some price rises, and jugs of Carlo Rossi, which has some of the best commercials around.
that said, i first learned about wine thanks to The New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes radio show that i listened to cassette tapes of when i was a kid. the show was sponsored by Petri Wine, with the Petri Wine guy visiting Dr. Watson to hear a story as the framing device for each episode. the best ones start with the Petri rep trying to talk to Dr. Watson about wine, which Watson really does not give a shit about. it’s wonderful, and the theme song is neat.
right at this very moment i’m drinking Camino del Ángel
it took me a while to figure out what kind of wine i liked but i’ve at least gotten to the point where i know what i prefer (i say prefer because there’s really no kind of wine i dislike). for red my favorite flavors are dirt and mold without a lot of spice, for white i like rocks (or ~mineral~), and my favorite kind of wine is Coteaux d’Aix-en-Provence rosé, and not just because it comes in a neat bottle and has a lovely pink color. Provençal rosé would 100% be one of my desert island drinks, even though if i was actually on a desert island i’d definitely die from dehydration after like two days. it’s light and dry but still refreshing while leaving your mouth feeling clean and nice.
i also particularly enjoy dessert/sweet/fortified/after-dinner wines like port and muscat, but i’ve actually started moving away from them since i’ve moved to Scotland. i figured i should take the opportunity to drink/learn about scotch, which as of now i can only really enjoy after a long dinner because i still don’t love smoky drinks. scotch is a weird one because i love the dirt flavor you get from peaty scotch but generally the more peat there is the more smoke there is, so i’ve yet to find a particular scotch that would be my go-to brand/label/flavor profile. in terms of an after-dinner spirit my favorite will probably always be armagnac, so if that’s an option i tend to go for that over wine or scotch anyways. it’s totally evil and fucked up but there’s definitely a part of me that loves armagnac enough that i’d eat an ortolan if the opportunity presented itself.
anyways, writing this was fun so maybe once i feel like scanning things again i’ll post some of my custom recipes from my bartending days, including the spec recipes i half-blood-princed to make way better than the ones written by our ‘chief mixologist’ (lol)